I have been very good this year. Really. I do not need anything. I have more than enough clothes in my closet, ditto the shoes. I am making my really tasty chocolate chip cookies to give to friends (and I will leave some in the mail box for the mailman, too).
Dropping hints to friends does not work, so I thought I would try the direct approach to you. I do not need it, but I would like an Amazon or a Barnes & Noble gift card so I can buy books ... to read ...
Yes, of course, I will leave cookies for you on the plate that says "Cookies for Santa," and in the Mug "Milk for Santa", you will find Port City Pale Ale, a local Alexandria, VA, beer. It's really good. You will love it.
Carrots for the reindeer. Give Rudolph a hug for me. You know much I love him!
Lots of love,